MARRIAGE QUOTES

Marriage Quotes


Lee Majors: “When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to lethim keep her”.

Al Gore: “After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they justcan't face each other, but still they stay together”.

Socrates: “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you geta bad one, you'll become a philosopher”.

Mike Tyson: “Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them”.

George Clooney: “The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want?”

Bill Clinton: “I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs withme”.

George W. Bush: "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time togo to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Rudy Giuliani: "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Michael Jordan: "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

Donald Trump: "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!”

Shaquille O’Neal: “Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,2. Whenever you're right, shut up.”

Kobe Bryant: “The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...”

David Hasselhoff: “You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to”.

Alec Baldwin: “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met”.

Barack Obama: “A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong”.

Tommy Lee: “Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy”.

Brad Pitt: “A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Jimmy Kimme: ” First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel! "Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

David Letterman: “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies,“That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

Jay Leno: “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!